The Little Book of England Rugby is the latest volume in this highly successful series of sports-themed quotes books. Focusing on the mots justes from former players such as Steve Smith – who noted that Colin Smart who had been rushed to hospital after quaffing aftershave in Paris, ‘He may have been unwell, but Colin had the nicest breath I’ve smelt’ – and Will Carling – who, as England captain, called his bosses ’57 old f**ts’ – to the key men today such as coach Eddie Jones and Owen Farrell.